Chorus:
    We wish you a roasty flamewar
    we wish you a toasty flamewar
    we wish you a nasty flamewar
    and an angry newsgroup.

Good fighting to you, wherever you are. . . .
We wish you a ugly flamewar, and a furious ISP
(chorus)

It's a good thing we don't where you live. . . .
We wish you a petty flamewar, and a furious ISP
(chorus)

May barlogs eat you, and maybe a torag. . .
We wish you a silly flamewar, and a furious ISP
(chorus)

Please go away, or we will get you. . .
WEEEEE WIIIISSSHHH YYYYYOOOOUUUU AAA MEERRRRYYYY FFFLLLLAMMMMEEEWWARRRR. . . .
. . . . . . . . .
And then we'll flame you!
        By Kazul the Dragon

We Three Wings of Barlogs (To the tune of We Three Kings of Orient)

We three wings of Baarrllooggs are,
Beating faster than a car,
Made of Shadow,
Fast as an arrow
We will fly so far. . .

Oh, oh,
Wings we wonder, is that right?
Squeezed in a crevice, furled up tight
They're not much use
Without them loose
I'll still fall off a bridge and fight

by Cuteboy