Sorrowfully amended per royal order by the softrat, former furry little bugger, etc., on Thursday, March 16, 2000

The Rules of the Tolkien Eccentric Unusual Nut Cases (Commonly known as A) TEUNC, B) T-U, C) Those really weird people

1.  To become a member of TEUNC, you must
     a. Have a sense of humor
     b. Have a giraffe, or be friends with someone who knows someone who knows someone with 3 dollars
     c. Swear loyalty to Rabbyt, the Elf-Queen

2.  You may never were neon orange with purple polka dots, blue plaid, walrus designs, and gold stripes while posting.

3.  No badgering other posters to join.

4. Be polite to other posters.

5. Have a computer, with Internet.

6. There is no number six.

7. Have a weapon, (Well, you don’t *have* to, but most do)

8.  Don’t worry about joining TEUNC faux-fights.  It’s your choice.

9.  Don’t you even *consider* bringing the whole of TEUNC into any fights you are having with another TEUNC member, or I will be forced to eat you.

Rules can be nitpicked, removed, added, we don’t care!!  You just need to get 1/3 of TEUNC to agree to the change.  Good luck!  (Insert evil laughter here)

If, somehow or another, you’ve gotten it into your head that you want to be a TEUNC (Which is an obvious sign you’re nuts, which is pretty useful for a TEUNC), sign the thread, or, should it not be up, post a message under "TEUNC Hopeful" (Note: Unless you wish to be drawn and quartered, thrown to a Torag, forced to watch Barney, and made to eat a CD, do *not* e-mail your request to Rabbyt or myself someone  That clear?)  I’ll add you to my list, and, at the end of the month, I’ll send it to the softrat, Official Keeper of the TEUNC page, (http://softrat.home.mindspring.com/TEUNC.html) who will add it to The Official List of the Honorable and Odd TEUNC Members.

If you want a TEUNC title, check to make sure no one else has it, and then ask Rabbyt for it.