A song without wings

[sung by Sauron, badly, at a karaoke bar,
 after he had had one too many]

[of course, i wouldn't trust any word that came out of the Mouth of
Sauron. so i don't think we have solved the Wings question yet.]

[everybody knew Sauron was an ABBA fan, right?]


====Grateful to be wingless====

I'm not a balrog, in fact I'm a bit of a bore
If I crack a whip, you've probably heard it before
But I have this asset, this wonderful thing,
'cause nobody speaks when I put on my ring
I'm a marvellous guy
I don't need to be able to fly!

I am so
Grateful to be wingless, that's what I'm saying
I can focus on hobbit slaying
Would I be The Dark One? I ask in all honesty
What would life be?
If all I did was to flap balrogly
So I am grateful to be wingless
'Cause I prefer to see

I've been so lucky, I am the bad guy with no wings
I wanna sing it out to everybody
What an eye, what a war, what a ring!

I am so
Grateful to be wingless, that's what I'm saying
I can focus on hobbit slaying
Would I be The Dark One? I ask in all honesty
What would life be?
If all I did was to flap balrogly
So I am grateful to be wingless
'Cause I prefer to see

-- 
Tamfiiris Glorulokė
yellow dragon of TEUNC