The Official List of the Honorable and Odd TEUNC Members

  1. the softrat, Official 'furry little bugger', Lard and Prophylactic of Absolute Dweebdom, Keeper of The TEUNC Site (one out of many), the Zulu Princess.
  2. Lord Graham of the Locked Wood, Warden of the Keys of TEUNC, Royal Detective at Need, Torog Hunter Extraordinaire, Commandant of the Balrog Cuttings Marine Corps, currently on detached duty as a US Marine.
  3. Paganini, HRM's One True Knight, Commander of All Other Knights, The Storic Knight Standing Guard Behind the Throne.
  4. Tamfiiris, the yellow dwagin and alternate 'DADDY'. Angel to the softrat and abductor of princess despoilers. Now entwife-in-residence in Norwich.
  5. Laurie the Faceless, Balrog Queen, Resident Psycho, and 'MOM' to some, "Béamused" to others.
  6. Morwen the Indecisive, Guardian of the CHOKLIT Sword, Destroyer of Ducks and Dragons, First Meteorologist and Second Astronomer.
  7. RLV, the CATALAN Menace. He who is vanishing into the sunset.
  8. Arkady, the Red, The Tsar of TEUNC.
  9. Jereeza, takoder znana kao Hashberry, takoder znana kao razlicite varijante istog, ukljucivateljica novih i zacudnih rijeci u engleski jezik i time dobrociniteljica istog, dezurna umjetnica kad vec nema drugih, dostavljacica jedinstvenih trava i daljnjih obrada istih te prethodna u lancu vlasnika maskete grupe znane kao mali em em (transliterated from the original Bosnian by the rat)
  10. Ali, the angst burglar, the lowlife icon, High priest of Dionysos, Chief Bard of the islands of the mighty, Lionheart.
  11. Zorag, the Scarlet-Clad, Scimitar Wielding Sidekick Shiekh(sic) Zorag.
  12. Jon the Frowarder, Defensor Anguillae, Wielder of His Wright Rhubarb, Deft Trasker of the Gates of Heck.
  13. Sir Confused-a-lot, Knight Sine Nomine.
  14. The Most Honourable Sir Professor William Henry James Old Hsu, PhD, LL Bean, DDL, etc., etc., the Maiden's Knight, Lord Protector of Kansas, Scholar of ODD, Conniver and Composer of the RedSOW, Ole's Second, Finder of Lost Clues, Banazir, the Plotically Correkt Jedi Hobbit.
  15. Alatar "Finnen-Mind" the bluesy, Ambassador to TEUNC, NornMOM and keeper of all things bibble, involuntary dwagin meal provider, protector of the secret glen of Morangie, maker of big sticks, The Logical TEUNC (kindasortaish), perpetual caht drkinger, ex UFOs- goddess, Bard and Woodswarden of the Druidic Order of Samhain Eve'en.
  16. Arwen Luné, known as DarthArwen, also known as Lady Macbeth, also known as "the blonde/dark/red - haired one in leather". Keeper of http://www.meanandevil.co.uk, She Who Inflicts Liquorice On Poor Unsuspecting Yuckians, Official owner of Pluisje, maniac hamster!, She Who Corrupts Yuckians By Introducing Them To Pisang Ambon, Official Rebellious Dutch Student.
  17. Kink-Count Menelvagor the Slayer of Killerbytes, Signore Rogghio, Editor of Sauron's Dairy, and Lord High Enervator of the Empire of Psot, Bane of the Jellyrog Unrepentant, Tamer of Firestorm the Dragon, Hopelessly Wacky Baritone, and Grand Flusher of the Sacred Precincts of Tyope, Protector of the Traskéd Stuff, R.E.A.L.L.Y.W.E.I.R.D, also known as Tildanor the Balrog, Count of Cirith Ungallant, High Priest of Tyope, and Knight of the Lost Cause of Snyppynge.
  18. Myngwyn Tyntuvyel Rabbyt-Auggie-Daughter, Elf Princess of TEUNC, she of the ...*cute, pleading face*..., Keeper of the Snark.
  19. Magenta 'Danger' Divine, Grand Priest of Ganja, King and Queen of Cheese, Auggie, Keeper of Magic of Sherman, The Lactose Intolerant Volcano God, and Lord of Flames Reincarnated.
  20. Mirabella, the garrulous, hospitable hobbit of Oz, 'Grandma' to some, 'Oh, Her' to others.
  21. He of Many Names, Aravindhan a.k.a. Meneldil a.k.a. Marvin of India a.k.a. awholebunchofotherstuff, Third Man and Maker of Teuncy Curries, despoiler of abducted princesses. The ent of Norwich.
  22. Celaeno - Zen Mistress, High Priestess of Xhoklit, Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, Wielder of Occam's Herring, Harpywinged Rogdragon, Vansquisher of Jellyfish, Third and Last Astronomer of Balrog Cuttings, First Vate and Astronomer of the Druidic Order of Samhain Eve'en, the Triumvirate, and Herself.
  23. *Dlanod*, *the* *Sparkly* *Nazgul*, Rider of Ducks, TEUNC Master of Arms, Worshipper of Arwen Lune and Pimp of Morgoth.
  24. DragnFlye, Princess Warrior. Now returned from Absentia
  25. Pradera, Shogun-Overlord of BC and surroundings, Protector of the Observatory and Gummibeorn Forest, Lost 15th member of Morning Musume, Lord Governor of Bork Island, Sidi-baron of Choklit-Marmite Sea, Mjr Stripper of TEUNC.
  26. Hsüan-tsang, Tripitaka Dharmâcârya (San-tsang Fa-shih).
  27. !yoJ, The Noly Sporean Sweet, Maker of Fine Whines, Chief Bubble of the Official Balrog Cuttings Soapery, Receiver of Many Gifts, Guardian of the Penguin, and Keeper of The Yahoo Mummy.
  28. The Skinner Box
  29. Demosthenes, Kepper(sic) of the Quays, Guardian of the Divine Coffeeplunger of Neuron Enhancement,Eater of Wombats and Small Echindas(sic) (but only on weekends)
  30. Ermanna the Elven Jedi Knight, Lady of Rivendell, Headmistress of the AFT/RABT Charm School, Hug-Therapist, Queen of the Balrog Wingophiles, Protector of Kittens and Hamsters, Wielder of Tinwe.
  31. Troels, the Tame Troll of TEUNC, Liftman, Head piccolo, Lord Excavator of the Kitchen Regions. Oh - and Lord Protector of Haven.
  32. Laurie J., the Long-Undead Lurking Compost from da Bronx, aka Laurie J. Morveril, aka Snikdush the Dirty, aka Gobgosh the Crazy, Holder of A Chandelier Green Card.
  33. Lisa Virmigle of the unpronounceable last name, The Archaeologist of Beleriand and Atalantë.
  34. Bagronk, the Barrel-clothed Bolshevorc, Founder of Trollskyist sects, the Happy Orc, He Who Is Full of Pah, Supplier of Raw Fishes and Frogses, Keeper of Bluh the Brave Little Handkerchief.
  35. Nikki the Nicloe, aka Divinatory Bones, Tolerated by Balrogs, Apothecary To The Apocalypse, Proud Owner of the Sparkly Sense of Adventure, Choklit Starwberry maker, nomad, And a liberry Card from Banazir.
  36. Joshua, Bor-in' Two-Hand, the Minstrel in the Gallery, Bearer and player of the sacred CHOK-LUTE of the bleu tower, Official BC S.L.U.T.^2 (Soapy Lord of the Utterly TEUNCy, Smells Like an Unwashed Tramp.)
  37. Bernard, Freudian Nightmare and Fondler of Feanor's Finely-crafted Jewels.
  38. Denise, Newless Cluebie, Sui Degeneris Dragon (by popular acclaim), Viscountess of the The Damned Library, brewer of Really Strong Coffee, and deputy MOM.
  39. Ernst Stavro Blofeld (Lord Pêlluin,) Ph.D., Count of Tolfalas, Villain of AFT, Proud supporter of the GSPD (Gondorean Society for the Protection of the Drúedain).
  40. Nikki Kotchka, (Lille Nikki), Elf Maiden of "Lothlórien" , Elven Ringbearer, Aspiring Mocha, Guardian of the Vishring, Odd Duck Extrodinare (sic), Wielder of the Saranwrap, And Husker Fan.
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  41. Dimond of Shortsleeve, Cantor of the Lesser-known Hymns of Arda, Guardian of the Camel of Suckau Chapel.
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  42. Ahriell of Rivendell, French Elven Maiden, Keeper of the Scottish Fellowship keys, aka The Dolphin Lady, Yet Another Pervy Kiwi Elves Fancier, Choklit Addict, Generally Unbalanced Individual.
  43. Deire/taibshe/Heather, the Small and Harmless (sic), she of many names.
  44. Phawkwood the Goblin King.
  45. Figgylicious, the honduran love-fig, queen of choklit, wielder of the cookie of doom, owner of the gnawable ankles.
  46. AND Delia and Shawm, neither of whom have supplied titles.
  47. AND NOW even ==> MORE <==, none of whom have supplied titles. (This is getting to be an epidemic. Is there a doctor in the house?)

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    Retired Members

  48. Auggie, Keeper of Magic of Sherman, The Lactose Intolerant Volcano God, and Lord of Flames.
  49. She Who Must Not Be Named, the Elf Queen and Lady of TEUNC.
  50. Adam, Lord of Psychos, Protector of the Queen, and Liaison of HRM Daklitan, aka the Sith Lord of TEUNC.
  51. Joe Bader, the Purveyor of PEZ.
  52. Matthew, Avatar of TRBMT, Founding Father of Teh Caht, ranter extraordinaire, experienced expotitioner, (pyro)maniac, accidnetal prophet of the Church of the Cloaked Balrog; wedding cakes a speciality.
  53. Ol(l)e, Lord Protector of the Lossoth and Master of the Mysterious Island of Bornholm, of the comedy team of Sven and Ole, aka Agent D6, who owns a SPLENDID NEW DICTIONARY, composer of Balrog porn.
  54. Varnast, Lord of the Apocateuncalypse, Owner of Evil House (the 'D' fell off).

    55. Lost Members

  55. Kazul, Vice Queen, Chief Dragon, Royal Secretary, and Steward of Castle Hare. Founding Mother of TEUNC.
  56. Wouter Kees Snoeijers, Lord Sjees of Delft, Bariton Grando Superioso, Consumer of Drinks, Official Transcrapter of the TEUNC [censored] Balrog ball.
  57. Pär Sandin, Paris, Greek No Good Son Of A Bitch, MA.
  58. Sunset Dragon, Minister of Ice Cream, Royal Astronomer, Kazul's Second in Command.
  59. Lady Elwen Skye of Bio Garden of Icanthra.
  60. Karlingalas, Court Musician, Master of Modesty and Brevity, bringer of stupid cheesy trombone moments to otherwise sensible moments of musical beauty, leader of the Royal Instrumental Attack corps of She Who Must Not Be Named, commander in chief of the military music brigade and also not a bad bloke.
  61. The Slightly Honorable Steven R. Hatfield, Ashari, the Enforcer of Pax Mysterium and keeper of the TEUNCmusik archive.

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    And many others, too numerous to mention, and besides, I don't know their names ...